I like to dabble in cooking, but am no means a chef. Proceed at your own risk.
Michael's Favorite Oatmeal
Ingredients
1c. (80g) Rolled Oats
1 Banana
2tsp. (5g) ground cinnamon
1 3/4c (420g) Milk (whatever kind you prefer, I use lactose-free whole milk.)
Pinch of salt
1-2 glops of peanut butter (to your liking)
Instructions
Put everything EXCEPT peanut butter in a pot. Mixed together.
Bring pot to boil, then reduce heat to low.
Mash banana with something, i.e. a wooden spoon
Cover and let cook for another 5-8 minutes. Cook longer for softer oats, less for more al dente :)
Remove from heat, stir, and slop into a bowl. Place two glops of peanut butter on top with your favorite spoon
Enjoy with a nice hot cup of coffee or whatever your breakfast beverage of choice may be
Perfect Pizza Dough
Ingredients
1 3/4c (420g) lukewarm water
2tsp. (5g) dry active yeast
4 1/2c (625g) all-purpose flour
2tsp. (5g) kosher salt (or just any kind of salt)
2tbsp. (28g) olive oil (you can sub with canola or any vegetable oil here, but I find it has a big impact on taste)
Dough Prep
Stir warm water and yeast together in a large mixing bowl and let sit for 5 minutes
Add in flour, salt, and olive oil. Mix with your hands until you've made a big ol shaggy mess
Dust counter with flour and place your dough on it. Kneed for 5 minutes. Add flour if necessary. When it comes to dryness, the dough should be just past the point of sticky. It shouldn't be sticking to your hands.
Once you're happy with the consistency and the dough is thoroughly mixed, form a rough ball and cut into four equal pieces.
Round up the pieces into balls, dust with flour (you'll thank me later) and place into individual baggies.
You can freeze the dough up to the inevitable heat death of the universe (untested). Otherwise, refrigerate up to a week (also untested).
Baking
When ready to make, take dough out of freezer or fridge and place on counter in a lightly flour-dusted bowl and cover in plastic wrap. The goal here is to minimize air exposure to the dough.
Let the dough sit until it is room temperature. This is the most difficult step of the whole process. The dough should not be cool to the touch. 1.5-2ish hours from fridge, longer from freezer.
Seriously, the last step is important. Room temperature dough is a must. Go for a jog or eat a snack while you wait. Sometimes I start a new game of civ 5 and forget about pizza altogether. Your call.
Preheat oven to 400°F (200°C)
Spread the dough. Don't roll it. There are some great Youtube videos out there that can help with this.
Cover with your preferred toppings
Bake for ~10 minutes. Keep and eye on the crust. Wait for it to brown if you prefer crispier, or take out earlier if you like softer